Most of us have now learned to live with
voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever
wondered what it would be like if God decided to install
Imagine praying and hearing the following:
Thank you for
For English press 1
For Spanish press 2
For all other languages, press 3
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all others
I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping
right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we
will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay
on the line. If you would like to speak to:
God, press 1
Jesus, press 2
Holy spirit, press 3
To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press
5, then enter his social security # followed by the pound
For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by
the numbers, 316.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and
planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the
Our computers show that you have already been prayed for
hang up and call again tomorrow.
The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a
If you are calling after hours and need emergency
contact your local pastor.
Thank you and have a heavenly day.
Pass this on if you wish to brighten some one's day.